So…I woke up at 6am as usual, washed a load of clothes and decided that i was gonna take a spinning class. So at 9:15am I went to the gym and took an hour long spinning class. I think spinning is the devil but I will continue since I have to become hotter than that thang by the summer(fingers crossed). U know… out of nowhere i became Chunky..wth? I used 2 be hot stuff even though I didnt know it then but looking back I was a beast and I have to become one again…I dont want to loose weight, I just want to tone up everything…I dont want my arms to jiggle or flap, I want my thighs tight and I dont want a stomach…I dont need abs, i just need it flat…I’m lucky that I’m very shapely so all this extra luggage that Im carrying fits on me well but it must go…I’m having a garage sale of fat, u can take what I have (everything must go) and put it in ur boobies or booties, really doesnt matter to me since I have huge jugs and rotund hindquarters…hopefully all of this exercise will reduced these jokers…there is no reason that i’m a 34DD, it sucks especially since its hard as hell to find bras…they think that double D’s start at 36…I’m barely in the 34, I can go down to 32 comfortably but that size really would be hard to find…Oh crap, the whole purpose of this blog was supposed 2 be about my Wonder Woman goals not my tig ol bitties…my bad, I always digress…I posted a picture of Wonder Woman on my friends, who’s a trainer, facebook page(she looks just like Karine Steffans) I challenged her to make me look like Wonder Woman and since its on her page everybody’s gonna be watching to see if she can do it…which means she has to follow thru or she’s gonna lose clients…ha… I tricked her into being my “trainer” Anyways I took like 5,000 vitamins today, drunk 3 pints of H2O, mopped the floor and did my lil shake weight…I had a breakfast shake, a banana and I’m about 2 SmashMouth my Bougie salad that I perfected! I encourage everyone out there to get up off there lazy a**es and get n shape and just because u may be little or skinny that does not meanur in shape…so take care of ur body now b4 it takes care of u later & I have to show up 2 ur funeral looking fierce n a black Herve Leger dress!
Peace, Love & Soul Glo