So….I was at home last night reading a book on the couch when “Single Ladies” came on. I must say, I am a fan, even if the content sucked, I would still watch because Im a fashion freak and I dig their getups. Oh & by the way the content is pretty good and it moves at a good pace, they don’t leave you hanging for 5 episodes before they deal with a situation. I frickin’ love that! For example, Blondie dips with the mayor(Common, I fricking love this man)… next episode hubbie finds out thru the news… forward motion!
This episode touched on a very important & tragic issue that afflicts the dating community…men who don’t go down! SMH! Why are you even playing around down there? Val did exactly what I would have done, if you don’t have a taste for the munchies then you must kick rocks. I don’t have the attention span or the time to even entertain the idea of someone in my bed without them frolicking in my park! Head is like the entry ticket into the bedroom, how can you get on this ride if you can’t even pay this small nominal fee? I just don’t understand! No entry!
This fine, sculpted black man who can cook well had the nerve to expect head from chicks but he had the audacity to think that his “weter man” was all a woman needs! We cant win for loosing ladies! See, this is why educated, professional women end up with thugs…its because the “token” professional man isn’t freaky enough or at least not freaky enough with their main woman <—This sucks! So I guess its just thugs & geeks for me, cuz if you’re scared to get your suit dirty then you can’t handle the kid!
Next up we got Keisha. Keisha, Keisha, Keisha…so, Rick Fox’s offers you 10 stacks for some booty and you decline, smh! He even gave her a down payment on the hump…where they do that at? Now, this is the part where alot of women may get upset with me. But I can not, I repeat I can not have sex for money, it just doesn’t sit right in my head, I can’t get passed the fact that technically it’s prostitution. I cant even accept money from a guy that Im dating after we “do it” money has to be far and removed from sex. I dont care who you are and I dont care what you offer…Im not giving up my goodies for a fee, I’d rather do it for free, if I want to do them. Now dont mistake it I will accept gifts & money from men, it just can’t be around the time we’re doing the “grown up” No solicitation over here.
I think I would’ve have kept the money though…I think! But when Im offended about something I will completely wash my hands of a person or a situation but what would I do with 10 stacks on the line? Hmmm….shop? Hmmm (insert dream bubble here) Honestly, I would’ve never took it in the 1st place!
SN: where the hell did they go in Atlanta with single “straight” black millionaires? I swear all of my trips to the “A” consists of a gang of femmes or extremely fashionable metros with only a sprinkle of guys who fancy what Im packing! I have to go to the hood or Decatur to get someone to even look my way…and Im cute, sometimes, lol! But you know what I have to realize its TV…duh!
SN2: I love the new intern… so much so that I have stolen her accent and I plan to rock it for at least 3 days and if anyone asks what Island Im from, I’ll say Stony (<—Chicago drop) If not, I’ll tell them Im Australian… don’t judge me! I have no life!